My Brother Loves A Giant Alice

I had to do a quick stop to check the theater listings on your computer and found quite an interesting history. It looks like you watch clips of Alice and Wonderland a lot more than the average guy. I never realized it, but you love giant women and this explains why you could not stop staring at me a couple of Halloweens ago when I wore the costume. You were imagining that I was growing tall like Alice. The idea of looking up at me and getting lost in my petticoats was a fantasy even with your own sister. 

Look at that, you are shrinking! The more I tease you, the smaller and smaller and smaller you get, and the BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER I get. I wonder how small you can get? It is curiouser and curiouser that                           I will be a giantess and it will be pathetic how turned on you will be. If I had known awhile ago that this would happen, I would have shrunk you a long time ago.

Look how tiny you have gotten. I should pick you up and get a good look at you. What would happen if I ate you? Maybe it would make me grow? Let me pop you in my big mouth and chew on you. Wow! I am so tall, I have hit the ceiling!