Bad Breath

I just had the best meal of curried chicken and there was a lot of garlic and onions and it was amazing. You can smell it from over there? Do you want me to get closer so you can breathe my pungent breath? Wait a minute, it looks like you are getting turned on? 

Wow, so you would totally stroke one out if I told you about my gross breath. This is rather exciting and I will skip brushing my teeth and eat stinky foods just to see you get turned on. What if I get closer as you get harder and harder? Breathe it in. If you want to smell more, you will have to stroke more.