Bicycling Wardrobe

The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I am going to do a shoulder stand and bicycle my legs while wearing jeans tucked into my black shiny boots and my lucky button down shirt. The exertion causes me to become faint and my legs go up in the air.

Perhaps different boots will make the difference and I put on a sexy mahogany pair that show off my legs really well. I do the same bicycle moves which is a bit easier, but I still fall backwards from the effort and my legs open and close in a wide angle repeatedly.

Things are getting dire, so I keep the jeans on, but have them rolled up to my calves and wear my shiny suntan nylons with high heeled sandals. Maybe that will help with aerodynamics. It is better, but I fall down again and one leg kicks while the other straightens out.

Something has to work, because I am getting desperate. Yoga pants, hose, and heels seem plausible, but again, my legs fall backward after the bicycling and they wiggle while in the air.

5th time is the charm as I wear only the button down shirt, the shiny pantyhose and the heeled sandals. Why didn’t I think of keeping it nice and simple for working out in the first place? My legs bicycle with rapidity, yet I still fall backward. At this point I don’t mind because they look so good and keep pedaling my legs!