Golden Lesson

Jacquelyn is shopping for bathing suits and really wants the gold one piece. The salesman says she cannot have the gold one but can have the other ones. This annoys Jackie because she hates being told no and nothing else will do, so she sneaks it into the dressing room.

The salesman comes back and berates her for putting on the very special suit. Jacquelyn starts complaining that she feels off, and he starts explaining that her cells are fusing together. It is harder for her to move and before she realizes it, her whole body is solid gold!

At first, she is able to move with awkward movements, but turning in a circle is a very difficult process. Her eyelids become heavier and heavier. The constant chatter ends as her mouth is unable to move.

This rich bitch can be a golden statue for the rest of her life!