We are sitting at a dinner table with your wife during a pool party. The moment she turns her back to go check on the food, I rip my big tits out of my skimpy bikini and flip her off. You know you want me to tease you with dirty talk and jerk yourself off. My greedy little hands reach down and give you a handjob (simulated POV).
When your annoying wife comes back in, I put my breasts away and act like nothing ever happened. After talking awhile, it becomes apparent that she is not paying attention, so I sneak my hand down to your cock and pull out one of my tits. Because she is so oblivious, I pull them both out and give her the finger.
As she walks away for something, we go fast and furious and you cum all over my hand. When she approaches, we act like nothing ever happened.
Your wife is an idiot!