Hi honey, I did not realize you were there and was sound asleep. Do you want play a game? Daddy is not going to be home for awhile. If you really want to play the foot game I can show you Mama’s bare soles. Look how excited my Little Man is getting. Do you think you can show Mommy how much you like her feet by putting your special sauce on her feet?
Wow, you sure are good at playing this game! I think I am going to go back to sleep and you can look at Momma’s feet while I sleep if you are quiet.