My New Andrea Bot

Ever since you saw the Andrea 3000 on that infomercial, you were so excited to have her delivered. It is even such a nice perk that the tv host, Candle, has come by to teach you the operating systems. There are three settings for various situations you may run into in everyday life.

Candle starts explaining the human mode. Andrea seems so lifelike and demonstrates her knack for various languages that one would need at a dinner party. She is so elegant and tasteful in her decorum, that it would be amazing to have her on your arm.

Now it is time for robot mode! Andrea’s voice changes from normal to mechanical. Her movements are more rigid and she assumes a servant role by giving Candle a bottle of water and some food. This is the perfect opportunity to switch back to human mode and demonstrate how she would drink at a social gathering.

Unfortunately for Andrea, she is not programmed to drink and douses her face and chest with the fluid. Candle is quick on her feet and realizes that she needs to cover this embarrassing snafu or you may want to return your very expensive investment. She tries to turn Andrea off, but Andrea glitches and falters before turning on standby mode. 

Andrea is in the most opportune position and Candle jumps on the chance to demonstrate the Sexbot mode. Unfortunately, Andrea has morphed into a combo of robot, sexbot, and human forms, but manages to get none of them right!

Since nothing seems to be going right, Candle leaves you with your very expensive and very ineffective sexbot.