I have earned my shower after a long jog on the treadmill. It looks like you are staring at my sneakers. Do you like the way they are laced? The tongue? The arches? What makes you like the athletic shoes so much?
If I had to guess, it is the way they smell because these are quite pungent. I am slowly unlacing them and teasing you with the sweaty inside. You like it when I dangle them off of my little toes. Or I could just put them back on! Such a tease and denial.
You have been so patient that I will let you see them if only to get your reaction. Since I keep my sneakers for a very long time, we have a lot of fun in the future!