Smooth Move Lucy Purr

Starring Lucy Purr and Dakota Charms

Background

Lucy Purr is a stuck-up, prissy brat and she and her step mother Dakota Charms do not get along. Dakota does not like Lucy’s arrogant and dismissive attitude… She thinks she’s a spoiled little princess.

Fade in
Lucy is on the hunt for candy, going through her step-mother’s stuff looking for something sweet. Buried deep in a drawer somewhere, she finds some chocolate, which she retreats to her room to eat….
We flash forward a bit– Lucy sits surrounded by empty wrappers, smiling… but it isn’t long before she starts feeling uncomfortable, her stomach beginning to gurgle and rumble loudly. To her embarrassment, she begins farting: soft, cute little toots and poots that quickly evolve into massive rippers! But it doesn’t seem to be bringing relief… her belly continues to percolate ominously.

Her step-mother is walking down the hall when she hears the sound of Lucy groaning and farting. She enters without knocking, finding Lucy moaning and clutching her stomach. She asks Lucy if she’s OK, receiving a loud fart in reply.

Dakota (Pinching her nose shut) Ew! Lucy, that’s disgusting!
Lucy replies I can’t help it!

As Lucy explains what happened, Dakota finds the empty ex-lax packages and puts two and two together, laughing when she realizes what’s happened.
Lucy What? What is it?! Why are you laughing?!
Dakota Lucy, you do realize this isn’t chocolate, right? That was my ex-lax you just snarfed down!
As the horrified Lucy listens, her occasional farts getting progressively louder and squishier, Dakota explains what she has to look forward to: an afternoon of uncontrollable gas and explosive diarrhea!
Dakota – In fact, we should probably get a diaper on that little bottom, I don’t want you having any accidents for me to clean up!

Lucy (Horrified) I refuse to wear a diaper! I’m not going to have any accidents!
Immediately after she says this, she lets out a huge ripper, followed up by a noisy squish. The expression on her face leaves no doubt– she just sharted! As Dakota laughs and fans her face, Lucy waddles off to the toilet, accompanied by some more squishy farting.

Fade
Standing with her arms crossed, Lucy forces herself to hold still as her step-mother finishes taping her into a heavy duty and very babyish diaper.
Lucy (Whiny) You can’t expect me to wear this!
Dakota I told you young lady– I won’t risk you making a mess in the house!
Stomping her foot angrily, Lucy insists she’s not going to make any more messes… seconds before soiling herself noisily again, leaving her mortified.

Dakota (Laughing, patting the seat of Lucy’s diaper) Uh oh! Is the poo-poo express pulling into the diaper depot?
Lucy I can’t believe you’re laughing at me!
Dakota Of course I’m laughing, Lucy. I’ve warned you about sneaking sweets before! Maybe a day of uncontrollable poop explosions will teach you to listen to me!
Lucy responds by messing loudly again, her shocked expression indicating that it was involuntary. She listens as her mom explains that she’s spoken to the doctor (“That cute one you’ve got a crush on,”); He told her to keep an eye on Lucy, and if her condition doesn’t improve, to bring her into the clinic. Lucy whines and complains, still occasionally farting and messing.

Dakota It’s not exactly a picnic for me, either, Lucy; I can certainly think of better ways to spend my day then smelling your poopy pampers!
Lucy loads her diaper with a particularly nasty, farty squishing.
Lucy Could I at least get a change?!
Dakota Oh, I don’t think so, young lady! These diapers are expensive, and I’m going to make sure they are filled to capacity before you get another one. Come here– let me take a look.
Turning her around, Dakota tugs out the waistband of Lucy’s pampers at the back and peeks inside (we don’t see anything.)

Dakota Oh yes! It’s a mess in there… but not quite full yet! I think you can wait a bit longer!
Lucy (whining) But I’m gonna get a diaper rash!
Dakota (laughing) Well, I guess you’re going to have to ask Mommy to rub some lotion into your bare little butt, aren’t you?

Her step-mother pulls Lucy down into a sitting position next to her on the couch (Lucy cringing when her full diaper squishes beneath her.) She’s still periodically exploding diarrhea into her pampers when her phone rings. Lucy reaches for it, but her step mom snatches it away and checks to see who’s calling.
Dakota Oh… It’s your boyfriend!

Lucy is forced to watch, mortified, as her step-mother answers and gleefully explains the whole story to her boyfriend in detail, making it as embarrassing as possible:
Dakota I’m afraid Lucy won’t be able to go out with you tonight… she got into my ex-lax, and now she’s got a bit of an upset tummy… Oh, she’s fine, she’s just got a bad case of diarrhea!
Horrified, Lucy signals to Dakota to stop, but she just continues, telling Lucy’s boyfriend all about her farting, messing her pants… and of course, her diapers!

Dakota I’m afraid Lucy’s not going to be very good company… unless you want to change dirty diapers all night! OK, take care dear!
She hangs up. Lucy is mortified.
Lucy This is a nightmare!

She startles herself with another surprise diarrhea attack. Sighing, Dakota settles down next to her on the couch.
Dakota I guess we just need to look at this as a bonding experience, honey!
Lucy responds with her loudest round of diarrhea yet, shocking both herself and her step-mother.
Lucy  Mommy?
Dakota Yes, dear?
Lucy My dipee’s full.
They look at each other, both knowing that there’s a very messy diaper change in store for them.